1.So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30.
2.Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3.I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4.Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I hate to tell you this darlin but it's not your phones fault, you just don't know how to take photos while drunk. And I have no idea why you wound up in a hanger, I lost track of you after you left the strip club.
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2. Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
3. I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to disco.
4. My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
5. Text him!
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Well, other than by... We can play one of your records, and then one of mine. How's that sound?
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hope you don't mind me finally getting off my ass to answer this 2 1/2 years later lmao
no worries lol
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hope you don't mind me finally getting off my ass to answer this 2 1/2 years later lmao
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Chief did you-
This is Steve? Steve Harrington? Senior at Hawkins High? Is this meant for me?
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That would be a no
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[ this is literally none of those things. does "buzzed mean the same thing for boring crusty adults??? ]
hope you find a bathroom soon, i guess
[ WHY IS HE TEXTING BACK ]
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[ surely Hop can't meant blazed blazed. he's old as fuck, he can't do drugs ]
just a slow night I guess
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2. Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3. I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4. Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
5. Text him!
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Argh, okay, I'm getting up. Now. Right now.
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2. I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
3. you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
4. i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
5. Text him!
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And I have no idea why you wound up in a hanger, I lost track of you after you left the strip club.
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Also, they're trying to charge me money for sleeping here. This isn't a damn hotel.
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Did you sleep in one of the airplanes?
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