hoponpop: (You bet)
Jim Hopper ([personal profile] hoponpop) wrote 2021-10-19 01:44 pm (UTC)

1. forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

2. I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

3. you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

4. i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

5. Text him!

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