1.So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30.
2.Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3.I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4.Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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2. Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3. I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4. Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
5. Text him!