1.So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30.
2.Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3.I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4.Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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2. Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
3. I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to disco.
4. My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
5. Text him!
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hope you don't mind me finally getting off my ass to answer this 2 1/2 years later lmao
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hope you don't mind me finally getting off my ass to answer this 2 1/2 years later lmao
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2. Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
3. I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
4. Trust me, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
5. Text him!
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2. I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
3. you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
4. i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
5. Text him!
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